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Black Leopard’s Reaction When He Sees His Favorite Zoo Keeper

parkour into your mommas lap, this is true love

Very cool, but this kind of relationship is very dangerous to both the human and the animal. If the animal ever accidentally hurts the human, it could easily get euthanized and cost the zoo hundreds of thousands of dollars. 

consulting-space-hunter:

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Black Leopard’s Reaction When He Sees His Favorite Zoo Keeper

parkour into your mommas lap, this is true love

Very cool, but this kind of relationship is very dangerous to both the human and the animal. If the animal ever accidentally hurts the human, it could easily get euthanized and cost the zoo hundreds of thousands of dollars. 

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Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.

No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.
Math
Driving
Light
Anything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times

Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

HEY!!! 

HEYYYYYY!!!!

The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 

It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 

I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 

Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”

Thiiiiiiiis is what I’m talking about

I have never experienced pain from not having an orgasm, even after a really good romp. If I feel the need for relief, and they’re finished, I will wait until we have finished cuddling, watched a few episodes of Bob’s Burgers, had lunch, talked about how our week has been, wait until they have left, and THEN finish. It doesn’t hurt (unless you’ve had a boner for a few hours, then it does actually get sore, but it takes a good, long while), and blue balls are, as far as I can tell (and I’ve had, like… a lot of sex) totally not a thing.

THIIIIIIIIIIS

If he says that shit to you, he’s emotionally manipulating you. Plain and simple.

And to think, simple sex Ed can prevent manipulation like this from happening, empowering individuals to make informed, safe and healthy sexual decisions…

yeah no boners don’t hurt its basically just part of your day after puberty starts. except blue balls is a thing. i don’t think its nearly as common as some guys will say (it doesn’t just happen from your average every day hard-ons but more like if you get close to climaxing and then don’t a couple hours later you’re gonna feel that shit) but once or twice I’ve experienced it and it’s pretty damn terrible. easy fix but your man can take care of it himself :P

never had blue balls in my entire life and I’ve been tagged out rounding home plenty of times so idk what any guy is talking about

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